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who are you? Jessica Ann. [the jas]
how old are you? 15
where you live: long island, new york.

name 7 of your favourite..

books The Gospel According To Larry,Cunt, Oy Joy!, Love and Other Four Letter Words, Lucky Girls, Angus Thongs and Full Frontal snogging, and Lullaby.

bands Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, Bangs, Rilo Kiley, Modest Mouse, Nada Surf, and Siouxsie and The Banshees

films The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Secret of Roan Inish, Shock Treatment, I'm Crazy About Iris Blond, Benny and Joon, Contact, and Not Another Teen Movie.

for our amusement..
how often do you shower?: twice a day.
how many hours do you think you spend online each day?: I can't count that high.
do you prefer the mall or a flea market/thrift store?: I hate malls...so flea market/thrift store.
what is your favourite item that you own? why?: fabric paint...because it turn everything into something else.
name two people you'd like to stab and explain why: everyone who makes simone mad and happens to be my ex boyfriend *cough*.
three things you believe strongly in and why?: Eat, sleep, breathe. They are key.
what is your favourite part of your body? why?: I like my stomach because it talks.
how many times a day do you brush your teeth?: Morning and night.
how often do you masturbate?: every third tuesday.
what do you use to masturbate with?: Simone's toothbrush.
what's your favourite sexual position and why?: I prefer ear sex because then you don't have to hear the squirrels screaming. [i don't know]
tell us what you're deathly afraid of?: getting anything pierced, sudden loud noises, dogs...make fun of me.
tell us a joke: what shampoo does jeffery dahmer use? Head and Shoulders.
find a random picture off the internet and post it here:

Her name is Agnes G. Doody.

if you were a condom, what kind would you be?: one with a hole in it.
are you happy with your genitalia? why or why not?: definitely. i think penii are messy and obnoxious.
name two of your favourite songs: rilo kiley- teenage love song and pink floyd- money
give us some pretty lyrics from one of those songs:
"so now we're standing so damn close. you've been in rehab. you think i dont know. i just remind you of yesterday, places forgotten and friends passed away. but if you want me, please wont you say. so i can dis you."

prove to us that you're worthy..
give 5 reasons why you think youre better then us
1. i have a sick sense of humor.
2. i'm creepy :D
3. i'm not actually better than you but i'm good at pretending.
4. i spamtastic.
5. i can tie cherry stems into knots with my tongue.

will you dedicate your time to voting the losers out of this community? you betcha!
describe yourself in the form of a haiku: no thanks..."hickey" poems are not my style.
pick one solitary word to describe you, explain why, and give a dictionary definition of it: Dweeb. A person regarded as socially inept or foolish, often on account of being overly studious.
are you just joining this community to prove to us that you're hot?: no.
what do you think of the mods?: well michelle is hot shat and she is a fabulous photographer...she has cool earings too. simone is a silly duck and she likes rilo kiley which makes her a sexy super-star...she has got a killer rack as well.
if you were michelle or simone miller...why would you let yourself into this community?: Why not? They are wonderful human?? beings who want my sex.
rate yourself from 1-10 .. [10 is hot, 1 is not] and tell why: I'm a solid 6(66). I'm posessed by the devil.

give us your opinions on ..
the 'scene': whatever floats your boat.
sXe kids: it's called being a 'good kid'..i don't understand why there is any other name for it.
drugs: are stupid and addicting.
smoking: see above.
this community: grade a.
abortion: i'm pro-choice. extremely.
homosexuality: love is love.
vegetarians: eat your little heart out.

finish the sentence..
LYKE OMGzZzZ..: kill yourself.
i just went to the bathroom and..: I dumped.
michelle and simone are really gangster because..: well...just look at them.
george bush totally..: chokes on pretzels.
my friend once had mutton chops, and...: and they looked like pubes.


pictures..